A New Stick in the Shtick Clique

I can't believe it's not Butter. Nonetheless, this little ball o' love can stick it to you just the same. Yes, we pine for you lil' porky. However, we have to agree with a local write-up of your birth:

"The new baby is certainly cute, though not as cuddly as some of the other babies born at the zoo."

"National Zoo Welcomes New Addition
Baby Porcupine Born At The Zoo"