Contrary to rumor, the Stick does occasionally come down from his perch. He's more Lumholtz tree-kangaroo than Tarzan. Nonetheless, we learn from the Post's panda watch:
"He spends all his day in a tree," said Lisa Stevens, an assistant curator and the author of the well-read, twice-a-week Web reports on the cub's progress.
A Church of Stick neophyte became gravely concerned after reading this, asking "Do pandas live in trees? Is he stuck up there?"
Thankfully, two of our trusty operatives were on the case and sent back the following report:
Breaking News: The panda was not stuck after all. An eye witness account: "He climbed down from the tree -- it was a breath-taking experience, truly. He sort of caught himself with his arms and then shimmied down." This reporter picked a bad time for a pee break.